What investment and trading terms do you need me to define?

I just got this email:

Hi Cody,

I don’t want you to laugh at me but plz. could you help me know this basic trade jargon.

What are longs, shorts, puts calls, strike?

Also how do you play in options market ?

I am talking about basics 🙂

Have a great weekend and so much more profit for you!

Your humble Fan!!

I wrote back:

Yes, I will explain ALL of those terms in next week’s new book. And I’m not laughing. you are NOT the only subscriber I have who doesn’t know what those terms mean. Anybody else have other basic investment/trading questions and/or terms they want defined?